Tag: Santa
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Has Santa ever shaved his beard off?
Yes. Just twice. It didn’t really suit him. In fact, he looked… terrible. You see – and Santa won’t forgive me for saying this – but his chin is absolutely enormous! I mean it’s so big, it looks like someone’s welded a planet onto the bottom of his face (possibly Mars, given both the redness…
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Do all the other reindeer actually do anything?
Well, I was going to say more about what happened at the reindeer races. But truth to tell, my old bear brain is still a bit befuddled by it. So I’ll leave it for a bit longer. I thought instead I’d say a bit more about what the reindeer in Yule Town do generally. You…
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Prepping the Annual Reindeer Races
Well here we are. January’s nearly over at last – it does seem to go on a bit! Santa says it sometimes feels like January is longer than the distance to the moon and back, and he should know, since he once flew there with a pair of binoculars to watch someone called Neil land…