Yule Town – ho ho ho, and all that

All about me

(Which is an excellent subject, I might add!)

Hi, I’m Ronald the Polar Bear. I’m also Santa’s best friend (or at least I think I am, he tends to roll his eyes when I tell him that.)

Anyway, I’ve put together this website to tell everyone about how great life is Up North in Yule Town, and also what we do to pull Christmas together each year.

And also how we defend it from…

The Enemies of Christmas!!

The work of Yule Town

Why not learn more about some of the different teams that help to make the Christmas magic… magical!

Our departments

Meet some of Santa’s top team

Here are some of the other Yule Town folk who help keep things going!

‘Foggy’

Perhaps the most famous reindeer of all time!

Commander Tianna Moonblade

Head of the Kickfast Christmas Ninjas

Princess Nephillia

No one’s quite sure what she does, but she insists she’s important and no one wants an angry fairy blubbing into their morning cuppa.

Uncle Eb

Head of Yule Town logistics – keeps Christmas as well as any man living.

Dr F

Yule Town’s chief medical practitioner. Can cure Snowfolk of ‘carrot-droop’ as easily as he can cure a penguin’s sneezes

FAQs

So do elves still wear pointy slippers in the snow?

Of course not. Elves can be daft, are almost always very annoying, but to be fair, they do know about the importance of sensible footwear.

Just how old is Santa anyway?

Old enough not to mind being asked, but also old enough to know not to say!

Is this really the website of the real Santa?

On my honour as a Polar Bear!

Can I visit Yule Town?

Perhaps, but probably not. It’s very cold and besides, there’s only so many times you can listen to gangs of roaming carol singers yodelling about ‘figgy pudding’ before you’d just beg to leave

Can reindeer really fly faster than the speed of sound?

Of course not. They don’t have wings and they’re about as aerodynamic as a wardrobe stuffed with bricks. However, with Christmas magic, they can soar at the speed of the imagination, which is so fast, it makes light look like it’s just bumbling about.